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Allikas: ajaveebipostituse kommentaarium, peter aristotle, May 4, 2014 at 6:43 am )

(www.dilbert.com)

Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states, “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people.“ This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:


Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.

Postulate 2: Time is Money.


And, as every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time

Therefore: Knowledge = Work / Money

Solving for Money, you get Money = Work / Knowledge


Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make. (This brings some people to “the dark side”. Finance/Sales)